Three things. 

One.  You may have noticed my background is now blue.  Why, you ask?  Oh, well that would be because I am utterly sick of seeing my mug pop up when I launch this site.  Not only is it ridiculous that it’s there in the first place (no idea what I was doing when I created this thing), but it reminds me of a time when I was on vacation.  Relaxed.  In Israel.  So, as much as this pains me to admit, I cannot for the life of me figure out how to fix it.  I mean, I’m sure I could, however my patience level will simply not allow that to occur at this given moment. 

Two.  I have innumerable stories to share, and the bug I have to write – really write – is more colossal than the hairy spider which was taking uninvited refuge in my garage earlier.  That sucker would have caused certain death had I not immediately gotten right back in my car and reversed over and over and over it.  I don’t care if a spider is a bug, an insect, some type of -pede, or Charlotte.  Whatever the correct classification, I hate them.  But I do love to write and miss doing so.  Blink and it’s Friday; breathe like a horse and it’s the weekend at mile 15.  So, I need to find some time.

Three.  I have a buddy who also blogs, albeit very inconsistently.  Today I fell victim to intellectual asset thievery, although he’ll never admit it since he was a little piggy and went to the market with it first.

Now, is the “it” all that compelling?  No, not really.  Not really at all.  It was just some random rant about people overusing certain words and phrases of which, apparently, I am an offender.

Interesting.  The only thing I find offensive is the incorrect usage of punctuation in conjunction with quotation marks.

“They go inside.”